We really need to get out and vote guys. Even if you do vote Conservative, I won't hold it against you (as long as you don't admit it to me). If there is anyone in your household that is over 18 and they haven't yet voted, kick their butt out to the polling station. If they need some incentive, promise to sew them something nice.
Hey, I guess this post does have something to do with sewing after all.